{"product_id":"i-m-not-okay-frosted-pink-glass-can-sarcastic-emo-iced-coffee-cup-with-bamboo-lid-metal-straw-550ml","title":"I’m Not Okay Frosted Pink Glass Can | Sarcastic Emo Iced Coffee Cup with Bamboo Lid \u0026 Metal Straw (550ml)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHydration won’t fix your life, but at least your iced coffee will look dramatically unhinged.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe get it. You were promised that drinking two litres of water a day and “going for a nice walk” would solve your problems, yet here you are: thoroughly exhausted, violently overwhelmed, and barely held together by caffeine and spite. Enter the official emotional support vessel: \u003ci\u003e\"I’m Not Okay.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinished in a moody frosted pink ombré glaze and stamped with an old-school gothic barbed-wire heart, this 550ml glass can looks like your teenage emo phase never actually ended (it's not a phase mum) it just evolved into severe burnout and an overpriced iced matcha latte habit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for nursing cold brew through another pointless Zoom meeting, carrying iced water to pretend you're functional, or gifting to the friend who hasn't been \"fine\" since 2007.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Boring (But Important) Bits:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e550ml Capacity (~18.5 oz):\u003c\/b\u003e Substantial volume designed to hold an aggressive amount of iced coffee, energy drinks, or wine disguised as water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrosted Ombré Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Semi-opaque matte blush fade with crisp, scratch-resistant sublimation print (fused directly into the glass coating).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNatural Bamboo Lid:\u003c\/b\u003e Snug silicone sealing ring keeps spills at bay when your hands inevitably tremble from too much espresso.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eReusable Metal Straw:\u003c\/b\u003e Sturdy stainless steel straw included, eco-friendly, easy to clean, and built to survive your daily existential dread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand wash recommended to keep the frosted coating and bamboo lid looking immaculate. Don’t microwave glass, unless you really want chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e100% Recycled Audacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Sublimated, inspected, and dispatched with absolute zero optimism by Grim \u0026amp; Bear It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDid someone ask if you were alright and immediately regret the conversation? \u003cstrong\u003eJust... b\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb\u003elame the bear.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grim \u0026 Bear It","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58389572649291,"sku":null,"price":12.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1074\/0934\/2795\/files\/notokayglass.png?v=1788727633","url":"https:\/\/grimnbearit.com\/products\/i-m-not-okay-frosted-pink-glass-can-sarcastic-emo-iced-coffee-cup-with-bamboo-lid-metal-straw-550ml","provider":"Grim \u0026 Bear It","version":"1.0","type":"link"}