This Meeting Could Have Been A Knife Fight Mouse Pad | Violent Tendencies

For when "per my last email" just isn't violent enough.

If you’re currently trapped in your fourth pointless Zoom call of the morning, let this psychopathic little goose do the talking. Featuring a cute retro swirl background and a goose equipped with cold steel, it's the ultimate desk warning for colleagues, clients, and corporate nonsense.

The Details:

• Vibrant Sublimation Print: Crisp, fade-proof fabric top that lets your mouse glide with zero friction.

• Non-Slip Rubber Base: Grips your desk tightly no matter how aggressively you're typing your resignation draft.

• Standard Compact Size: Fits neatly into any home office or cubicle setup.

• Audacity Guaranteed: Designed, printed, and packed by Grim & Bear It.

If HR schedules a 1-on-1 about your desk décor, Just... blame the bear.