’Tis What She Proclaimed Two-Tone Mug | That's What She Said Coffee Cup
For the cultured degenerate who prefers their filthy humour served with Victorian gravitas.
Because "That’s what she said" is far too common for someone of your immense sophistication. Rendered in sharp, dramatic Old English gothic blackletter typography, this mug elevates the lowest-brow joke in comedy history into a piece of pure, distinguished art.
An absolute necessity for office meetings, especially when someone announces that "it's just too big to handle" or "it won't fit in the slot." Just take a slow, deliberate sip and let the mug do the heavy lifting.
Gift it to the friend with an English degree and the sense of humour of a 14-year-old, or claim it for yourself to maintain your reputation as the classiest bad influence in the room.
The Boring (But Important) Bits:
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Double-Sided Print: The declaration is printed on both sides, so nobody misses your impeccable comedic timing whether you drink left- or right-handed.
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Sleek Black Two-Tone: High-gloss white ceramic paired with a contrasting jet-black handle and matching black interior.
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Standard 11oz Capacity: Ideal for tea, coffee, or whatever potion sustains your sophisticated insolence.
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Dishwasher & Microwave Safe: Tested to survive up to 3,000 wash cycles without losing its dramatic gothic edge.
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100% Recycled Audacity: Designed, pressed, and packed with zero filter by Grim & Bear It.
HR scheduled a meeting regarding inappropriate 16th-century discourse? Just... blame the bear.