Even Slags Deserve A Nice Birthday Holographic Foil Card | Rude Funny Bestie Birthday Card

Pure class on the outside. Complete slander on the inside.

True friendship isn’t about polite, generic supermarket cards with watercolour flowers. It’s about reminding your favourite person that no matter their questionable life choices or chaotic weekend antics, you still love them enough to send shiny cardstock.

Hand-pressed in blinding silver holographic foil against rich, velvety matte black card, this card frames the ultimate term of endearment with ornate Victorian filigree borders. It’s elegant, offensive, and completely unforgettable.

The definitive birthday card for your work bestie, partner-in-crime, or lifelong friend who knows exactly what they are.

Choose How It’s Sent:

• Send to Me (Blank Inside): Sent straight to you with a crisp envelope so you can pen your own insults inside.

• Write & Send Direct: In a rush or living miles away? Enter their delivery address at checkout, then simply reply to your order confirmation email with your message. We’ll neatly hand-write your words inside and post it directly to the birthday slag.

The Boring (But Important) Bits:

• Silver Holographic Foil: Shifts through a dazzling prism of rainbow tones whenever it hits the light.

• Standard A6 Size: Approx. 10.5 cm x 14.8 cm (folded).

• Heavyweight Matte Black Card: Luxury smooth cardstock that feels substantial and won't buckle.

• Matching Envelope Included: Comes with a premium envelope ready for gifting.

• Bend-Proof Delivery: Dispatched in a sturdy board-backed mailer so it lands in mint condition.

• 100% Recycled Audacity: Designed, foiled, and posted with zero filter by Grim & Bear It.

Did you just ruin their birthday dinner in front of their mum? Just... blame the bear.